This Just In! Consumer alert!
Possible Side Effects of Using the Float’n Thang:
Warning !
👉 May cause extreme relaxation
👉 Known to release endorphins
👉 Facial muscles may become fatigued due to excessive grinning
👉 Lower back pain may diminish or become completely alleviated
👉 Thirst may become quenched while floating, due to the drinks stored in the beverage holders
👉 Your social schedule may experience cramping at the possibility of making countless new friends in the water
👉 Fingers and toes may become wrinkled from the lack of desire to leave the water 👉 Over-excitement can occur at the realization of having the most fun you've ever had ....in the water LEARN MORE with OUR Q&A auto-reply 👉 HERE "ALWAYS WATCH CHILDREN AROUND WATER" Is imprinted on every Thang device. 👫
