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Possible Side Effects of Using the Float’n Thang: 

     Warning !

👉 May cause extreme relaxation

👉 Known to release endorphins

👉 Facial muscles may become fatigued due to excessive grinning

👉 Lower back pain may diminish or become completely alleviated

👉 Thirst may become quenched while floating, due to the drinks stored in the beverage holders

👉 Your social schedule may experience cramping at the possibility of making countless new friends in the water 

 👉 Fingers and toes may become wrinkled from the lack of desire to leave the water

 👉 Over-excitement can occur at the realization of having the most fun you've ever had 
....in the water    

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